Well it's like this, officer . . . You'll just have to visit 'the brilliant and bizarre' Desrosiers Dance Theatre to find out what happens to this poo(...)

Original Toronto Star caption: Well it's like this; officer . . . You'll just have to visit 'the brilliant and bizarre' Desrosiers Dance Theatre to find out what happens to this poor fake cow that Robert Desrosiers roped to his waist at the corner of Bloor and Yonge Sts. yesterday. The company's at YPT Centre; 165 Front St. E. through March 13. But don't call the humane society.