Good Housekeeping--This, mes enfants, is what a well-tended front-line apartment should look like

Original Toronto Star caption: Good Housekeeping--This, mes enfants, is what a well-tended front-line apartment should look like, with green grass growing through trim duck-boards and sandbags all in a row. The concierge is surrounded by rifles -- British Lee-Enfields, German Mausers and and a Canadian sniper's Ross, all happily pensioned off.